can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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