I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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