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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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