i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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