Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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