super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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