remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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