I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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