bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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