Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
All the doctor said was why
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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