I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
pray to the hookup gods
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Randomize
