THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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