Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
