dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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