Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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