thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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