Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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