why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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