do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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