Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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