I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
