i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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