After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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