Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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