it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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