That's intense
I don't think brook has ever known best
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
