I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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