I seem to have left my pride at pride
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Randomize
