Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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