So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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