I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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