I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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