you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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