How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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