will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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