He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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