eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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