There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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