What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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