All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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