Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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