butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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