Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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