Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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