My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
as a side note pls kill me
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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