I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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