Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
