The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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