I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
How's work?
Spinning.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
This is the high leading the old right now
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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