What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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