I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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