it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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