if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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