problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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