Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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