no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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