My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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