Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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