Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
